How not to lend a book to Divya

Divya: i like divine comedy
i want their songs
der so ....:)
dey r so...*
me: i dont think hv heard their songs
Divya: umm
first time i heard gin soaked boy on V....4-5 yrs back
me: oh yaaaaaaaaa
Divya: since den looking...
me: have heard that
frgot that song
Divya: nice songs dey have
me: hmmm
Divya: pursuit of happiness is nice
me: have u heard pet shop boys?
Divya: no
me: :* (that means nice, i like)
me: u shld hear it.. dave matthews band crash into me
see it on pandora
in fact hear anythg by dave matthews band
grace is gone, dreamgirl
and my favourite-- crash into me
Divya: hmm
me: listen to it na
Divya: wait no...
me: feel like i am smoking, when i listen to it, sorta like a exhale song
Divya: takes time to switch...nd pandora wont play exactly that song...
me: or big glass of tea/brandy
ah...
Gin Blossoms -- Hey Jealousy
Sorry i know i get hyper abt songs
Divya: made two stations with diff songs of dave m b....
playing nythgin but thier songs
me: :D

Divya: EVRYTHGIN BUT DMB
me: HUH..
oh how sad
anyway...
Divya: btu teh songs are quite neat
me: i have good collection
get for u on sunday
yes
Divya: :)
yess
can u get sumthgin else as well
:&
:B
:K
u mst waitign to knw wat
so...umm
ny one of mc call smitth
i've read kalahari typing school
me: !!!
what!
a book?
purchased with money?
that also mccall smith u want?
agatha christie wont do what?
Divya: ur freind only no
/:)
me: who said
yaya
Divya: aaila
smith is no longer ur friend?
me: all natak u will do now
!!!
Divya: :|
me: oh ho
Divya: tch...inturn i'll give u ur vikram seth back
(:&)
me: i dont want it no more
boring it is
Divya: damn
um...u want
wat u want
me: what u have>?
Divya: i dont wat ALL i have..:D
u see wat i have..
wenu come home
me: hmmm
deal...