Friday, June 01, 2007

let's fall ill on monday...

A: :%

D: whats dat?

A: that’s 'er'

D: :% ok

A: DDDDDDDDDD

D: whaaat

tell me

A: this chottu in Asian age

is calling me akka~~!!!

D: ..?

A: I am an akka

awwwwwwwwwww

D: ayyyo

me: am meltinnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg

D: chottu????

ayyyyyyoooooooooo

A: ya small girl

D: what re....

what does she do there?

A: some 3 yrs younger

D: /:) chotttu???

me: same shit I did

D: ah

She does need an akka then

me: er um heehee

D: rite....

not long back we were chotu den

A: 40?

er

D: what...How many more yrs to go now?

A: till 40?

wait i will get calci

D: /: )

A: um

D: 6

me: what i should divide?

D: 16

er...

whatever

anyway...someday we'll get der no

sigh

A: percentage also is there no

D: we are just so close

A: D..

What’s happening?

now suddenly why u thinking about age?

D: scared

me: about?

D: its just going by

me: not finding a guy?

D: and

:(

I was just reading what I wrote to limp

Fuck all typos too man

A: er

yes

D: I mean. is there anything ANYTHING AT ALL left?

I should look for someone else, eh?

that’s what

Getting old

A: yes

there’s me and the krishnas

and the dog

and the bears

and the money

and some day something fun

D: sniff

:(

What re

A: arrey!

D: weddings upset me man

A: hug hug hug

D: sniff..! hug hug too

A: listen

D: yes

A: take chutti on feb 3

or fall ill

we will go to Goa

D: lol

A: that’s not very encouraging your yes

D: falling ill sounds possible too

Considering the amount of dust surrounding me...

A: can u time it on Feb 3!!!?

and maybe 5 also?? :)

D: / : )

this is what i missed in Dubai...

A: the dust?

D: no. the love.

and the concern

A: oh my god

it was always there

D: :&

/ : )

A: in dubai, kerala, thakurli lower parel

Everywhere

D: well, in dubai i just felt a l’il safer and healthier....guess it doesn’t work long distance

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Mad women in our attic

D: hmm

tch

i din give u that cd

of k's home video

Aren’t you dying to watch it?

Isn’t that what's keeping you from true happiness?

Isn’t that the way to nirvana

Watching it , that is.

A: yes it is

Saw it on the news too

Millions of people have been craving for the cd

tch

i mean

Sigh

Sigh

D: :D

6:24 PM I’ll give it only to you

bas.

A: ya say

D: the rest of hem might as well go to P.

Don’t ask me why.

say what.

said no already, I’ll give it to you.

A: uh

Sure thanks

D: :D

We just made frenship no

wat are frenz for

A: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

okie

D: we'll share dabba???

A: (help help crazy woman here)

um yaaaaaa why not

D: u want to give me your homemade sezwan noodles??

A: (police! police! ACB, ATS)

sure!

D: (:P)

A: what a great idea

U know something

D: are you sure....

Why you sweating?

You nervous or something?

A: it goes really well with fresh air

So u have to go out and eat it

nonooooooooo

haaaaaaaan coming

D: fresh air?? mummy asked me to eat it with chai

A: someone is calling meeeee

D: put it in chai and eat

A: have to gooooooooooo

see u soonnnn okkkkkk

D: noooooooo

A: yaya

but eat it out

we jst made frenship

A: ok

D: wait no

A: bye

D: :|

A: door shut, locks in place,

big dog tied too

and and

whole banjara tribe parked outside

oof

D: (got a call. done)

twing...

that’s the bone for the dawg

knock knock

KNOCK KNOCk

aunntyyyyyyyyyyyy

A: eep

D: I’m Ahalya's new frend

A: bhagoooooooooooooooooooo

peeche darwaaze se

haan beta coming

beta

D: aunty open the door and bhaago no...why you running inside your house

open no

A: wait there only na

don’t move beta

D: you mean, i shouldn't climb down the window sill??

ok...i'll wait

You’ll get me a ladder???

A: (damn it where’s the ladder)

No no beta

ehhhh????

D: no need aunty, I’m used to this...i don’t know why, but

A: no i said .. um... ya i said ladder but i meant where’s the sezwan stick

D: all my frens have a bad door lock. they just cant seem to open it

A: beta see a dictir first na

D: so i usually end up climbing in from the balcony

:)

A: doctor

(why hands are shaking???)

beta i think your mummy just called

D: ( they don twat to open the door, tch )

A: u should go home

Too bad

D: mummy? oh she ran away long back.

i don’t know why.

A: oh boy

D: she was beating her chest and tearing her hair and said something about having a monster around

A: opens door carefully

D: I dunno what she was talking about. We live in the same house.

A: shuts again

D: i never saw any monster

A: ummmmm

Oh boy

D: er.....wat aunty..

A: om om om om om om om

D: you need to try just a little more. Now only u opened no...Again... try a little and the door will be open too

Oh, OM is also there?

Cool.

A: actually

D: all of us will play

A: guess what

D: A, Om and myself

A: A isn’t here

D: what?

A: she went to Khazakistan

D: ai, how’s that

A: ya now only she left

D: when?

Now?

Why didn't she tell me?

A: u can still catch up

D: ?

A: if u run

D: we are frens

A: real fast

D: oh ok.

A: in the opposite direction

D: but wait a minute

isn't OM around?

A: i mean in that direction

D: what will Om think

A: he is the driver

D: i think, i'll stay back with Om

A: he took her

D: (lol)

A: he gone 'gone

D: oh...

A: (breathing fast)

ya

D: so ...u are alone???

A: go na beta

D: tch tch

A: run nnnnnnnnnn

no my boyfriend is here

D: aunty, you want me to stay with you?

company sake

A: u understand na beta

how boyfriends are

D: now that a and om left?

A: nono my boy friend is there na

D: oh oh

can I meet him?

A: we are watching desperate housewives

tch

er......

ok

u can meet allllllll of us

D: oh..soon after desperate housewife they show 'the biggest loser wins'

i want to watch too

Can i come in.

A: (sharpening knife)

D: i want to come in

A: yesssss betaaaaaaaaaaaaa

one min

D: aunty whats' that noise?

A: (putting bullets in gun)

D: tch...

A: nothingggggg lalalalalalala

whooshing sounds made by whip being tested

D: aunty i'm getting bored.

A: patassshhhhhh

D: your door is totally screwed up

A: beta don’t go haan

D: and i dont liek the noise coming form inside

A: yes yes

D: the show is dirty.

A: er....

D: i think i shouldn’t watch it

A: yaya

D: i go???

A: testing hammer

on wall

nonoooooooooooooooooooo

Now tho u wait only

D: chal then

tata auntie

A: no no

D: say hello to boy friend

i'll catch you with a and Om

Hop

Skip

Jump

Pluck a flower

la la la

A: opens door slowly

betaaaa??????????

betaaaaA?

D: hop skip jump

A: eek

slam

D: :)

A: locks in place

new dog tied



D: tch...

major fuck up

A: what?

D: to do with work

Fortunately, nobody can screw my happiness for just last week i shot a mail to people concerned about things i require to keep the site updated

A: eh?

D: now teh consultant programmer

A: what happened?

D: screams from the other end for the room...why is it that the new logo isn’t there.

i dint get it.

i had asked the concerned people.

Bastards

Why do they have to scream... whatever.

A: hmmmm

D: cell died

tch

A: dammit!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

tch

D: hm

A: leave now then

D: ya

i'll speak to you laters.

once i get home my cell should be on

chal leaving

leavihgng

uyrgh

Leaving!

What happened to the classy bad words?

D: so

P is acting very weird.

A: er....

D: she is mighty upset

Before coming to the point , she'll heave and sigh and ....abuse someone, WITHOUT mentioning the name of the Someone...

and u are supposed to guess.

at times i jst sit there.

Place a rock on the chair...as steady and expressionless

At times i start walking towards the door...

At times i join her in the abusing


then she'll ask whom am i abusing.

A: hm good one

D: but mostly i just sit

yes

u don’t want to her her heave sigh and and get abusive.

she doesn’t do a good job of it....actually mostly i don’t like the words she uses

No class

Yes, we are still talking about swear words and abuses

A: oooooooooooh

Sexy

D: what re?

A: words having class

D: they don’t?

A: now that u mention it,

they do.

D: :)

A: eating some kind of snack

D: some kind mane?

A: addictive

D: what is it made of?

A: crunch

D: lets give it a name

A: home made sezwan stick

it says

D: lol

lol

lol

A: wait will make u eat

D: make me?

that bad?

btw, cell dying.

tch....i dunno why i can't charge it everyday

A: why can’t u bring the charger to the office?

D: keep forfeting

A: um

hm

me: forgetting*

yes

Ahalya: sure sure